Dude, I Don't Even Know What the Question Means

I set up a bank account in Moscow, finally.
My favourite question on the application?

'Are You a "politically exposed person" or a relative of a "politically exposed person"?'

Uhh...What the what now?!

I like how they even put it in quotes, basically admitting that this is a deliberately-vague-because-it's-sketchy question. I don't even know what it means exactly, but I'm willing to bet you don't want to check "yes." Of course it took everything in me to keep from doing just that-- like when you cross the border and they ask you if you have anything to declare, and you're dying to say "war".

Anyhow, if any Moscow robbers are reading this (of course they are) there is no longer a ridiculous stash of rubles in my sock drawer. And that's why you don't procrastinate.