This is a promotional standee in the Mc Donald's at the Tverskaya stop. I had to sit across from it last night.
Here's what you should do if you're ever in the same situation: order a cheeseburger. Because it's very hard to eat a salad when you can't look down at your plate because you know that the instant you take your eyes off that creepy-ass clown he's gonna run over and stab you in the eye with a hockey stick.
Just a little tip from me to you.
An apple pie would be okay too.
