I Cannot Tell You How Much This Creeps Me Out

This is a promotional standee in the Mc Donald's at the Tverskaya stop. I had to sit across from it last night.

Here's what you should do if you're ever in the same situation: order a cheeseburger. Because it's very hard to eat a salad when you can't look down at your plate because you know that the instant you take your eyes off that creepy-ass clown he's gonna run over and stab you in the eye with a hockey stick.

Just a little tip from me to you.

An apple pie would be okay too.