I Guess He's Here in Case of Wednesday Noon Hour Fights

There is a security guard who has been hovering about 5m in front of me for half an hour now. He has not, however, deinged to do a thing about the dude in army fatigues who has been sleeping 1.5m to my left for the last forty-five minutes:

But I should mention I've been using the internet for an hour here, and haven't bought a thing.

People sitting at glass tables should not throw McNuggets. No judgement.