Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Russians Make Us Look Like Assholes








I open my Moscow News to the news that Russia is banning baby seal hunts. In two paragraphs learned both that Vladimir Putin believes “It’s a bloody industry and…should have been banned long ago”, and that Canada is home to the world’s largest annual commercial seal hunt.

So... Canada is doing something that Vladimir Putin thinks is irrationally violent.

Hm.

And I'd like to mention that I for one am completely for the clubbing of baby seals. But only because a gang of baby seals killed my father. They got it coming.

Though in the name of political correctness, I’m not using a club. I've got a tube sock filled nickels.

You can't change nickels at the money-exchange..

2 comments:

Jimmy said...

a baby seal walks into a club....

thank you.

Larissa said...

ahahahhahahah.
Every time someone laughs at that, a baby seal dies.